Anybody else feel this way?

I have two young daughters and they both could kick Caillou’s butt.

He’s so whiny and wimpy–I just can’t stand it.

I would like to thank the Academy, my parents, God of course, Papa Smurf, Leroy from “Fame”, Big Bird, Mr. Rogers, the guy who always cuts me off in traffic on the way to work, Rerun from What’s Happening, George W. Bush, George Washington, Milli Vanilli, the newspaper delivery guy, the manufacturers of Skittles, those two roaches I killed in the garage last week, Pee Wee Herman, and the Hollywood Foreign Press.

Scooby-Doo was a Great Dane.

This is truly a revelation to me.

Fruit Loop milk is some of the sweetest you’ll ever know.

It’s downright amazing how many people set their hair on fire on America’s Funniest Home Videos.

Does anybody else think that the new Internet Explorer 8 is a piece of crap? I sure do. It crashes all the time, takes forever to load pages, the tabs don’t function as well as they did in IE7, and it just overall isn’t as usable as it used to be. It just might be Firefox time.

Well, Roger Federer continued his reign of total evil world domination of tennis today by winning Wimbledon for the 7,326th time.

I was really, really rooting for Andy Roddick…he played his doggone guts out, and was darn near perfection. Both players battled for what seemed like a 50-hour game. I really felt bad for him. He was a true gentleman in his loss, though…he’ll be back, and I believe he’s going to go all the way.

Hats off to you, Andy…you have nothing to be ashamed of.

Have you ever had that thing where one small section of your finger will be cold, and the rest be warm? Like you can literally feel the skin and it’s colder in that area than the rest of your finger…what the heck is that?

Can anyone tell me why eating peppermints (to hopefully cure your bad breath) can actually, in about 30 minutes after you eat the mint, make your breath stink worse? Or worser? I’ve heard that it comes from the bacteria that sugar produces, but I would love for a medical breath expert to weigh in on this one.

I watched it in the theater when it came out, and now that it’s on ABC and I caught it while flipping channels tonight, I was reminded how much that movie flat-out SUCKS. What a piece of crap. Shut up with all the dumb singing and nerve-wracking medleys.